Gay magic

Magical Lgbtq+

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"I'm your gay male friend! If Hollywood has taught us anything, it's that I'm naturally insightful!"

In much the same way that people of African descent are made Closer to Earth with the Magical Negro, LGBT individuals (but most commonly gay men, except in lgbtq+ male fiction, in which they are most commonly lesbians) are made Closer to Earth by being a Magical Queer.

The Magical Queer has all of the wisdom in the nature because they are gay, and has been persecuted because of it. If male, he is most often a Camp Gay or a Drag Queen and can thus bring culture to his heterosexual brothers and sisters. The male Magical Homosexual tends to be an expert on heterosexual relationships, even though he's never been in any kind of lovey-dovey or sexual partnership with a chick, and even same-sex attracted romance seems suspiciously absent from his life.

The Magical Queer, by virtue of their status as

The MAGIC Farm

Read more in my book: The Magic Farm and other homosexual tales

Just to be clear, this wasn’t a farm where the cows performed magic tricks. No, stop thinking about the cows. This was just your average fruit farm in Kent. Except of course it wasn’t.

The farmer in question was Tim Day, and it was his farm, Hazelpits, nestled on the edge of the quiet village of Headcorn in the Kent countryside, that became the stuff of legend from the overdue 1970s to the mid 1980s. Literally hundreds of people would flock there from June to September, mainly from London and the south coast, but “at their highlight, there were even people flying in from Canada and South Africa” (Rob Flood).

The MAGIC in this instance refers to the Medway Area Gay Independent Community, an organisation that grew out of Medway CHE (Campaign for Gay Equality) around 1977.

The logo was engineered by Chris Taylor who told me that “I wanted the rabbit to be a bit camp so I gave it a bent ear”. He also said: “We once booked a room in a Rochester hotel for a meeting – but we were asked to exit by the landlord, when he realised we weren’t an actual magic group.”

But back to Tim. His lover at this time, beca

It’s Thursday, August 1st, I have been summoned to an event called Magic: The Gay-thering, and I’m sitting in a board game cafe in pivotal London staring at my imminent demise. 

A horrifying creature called the Venomous Brutalizer, a faceless phyrexian knight clad in putrid armor, looking like some metallic centaur coughed up from the bowels of the underworld, bears down on me. Across from me sits the beast’s master; Gayming Awards 2022 host and famed presenter, Jules Hardy.

For the past 20 minutes I’d been learning Jules the ins and outs of Magic: The Gathering, and now all my hard work was royally about to nip me in the ass! 

You see, Jules’ introductory deck has a rather vile win condition, much prefer the Britney Spears classic, Jules’ Venomous Brutalizer is Toxic. Meaning that in just two turns it can apply 12 Toxic counters to me as the opposing player, and if I have 10 counters applied to me, I lose the game. So when I explain you that Jules had already applied 6 during their last turn, you can probably already explain where this is going.

I stare at the cards in my hand. I have nothing I can play. Nothing to prevent the oncoming storm.

“I did this,” I

A Dangerous Wisdom: Gay Love Magic (X-rated) (Paperback)

By Shawn Shadow (Editor), Stewart A (Editor), Thorn Nightwind (Editor)

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A Homosexual male witch takes a excellent look at the occult aspects of what makes Gay online dating so difficult. All dating is hard, but Gay dating seems to be especially problematic. Prefer women, Gay men suffer from the fairy tale curse. Unlike women, who only have to play the part of Cinderella, Gay men have to navigate between the roles of both Cinderella and Prince Charming. Cinderella, must focus on pleasing others (even at the expense of her sense of self). The Prince, on the other hand, is raised from birth to believe he is god's token and that his suitor(s) should be thrilled that he showed up with the glass slipper in hand. This creates a truly cursed situation.Casey Giovinco, the author of Garbed In Grassy, tackles that very issue in this second book within his Gay Witchcraft & The Male Mystery Series. With the education of an academic philosopher, Casey analyzes the social and political situation that Gay men detect themselves in when they launch on the perilous journey of dating each other. Once he identifies the problem as "the