Is bam margera gay

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Anonymous said:

wait whats the deal with bam margera and ville valo?? i watched viva la bam when i was growing up but i have no idea what happened between them 😳

when i state i HOLLERED when i got this anon gtfdfrdeesfrtd

i’m not sure if you mean like…what’s going on with them today or ‘why are those photos of bam and ville that you reblogged so lgbtq+, smile?’ so i’m just gonna answer both

bam p much took being a fanboy to a whole new level after he was in finland in the early 00s and discovered HIM, and he became really good friends with ville. SUCH Excellent FRIENDS that he tattooed ville’s symbol all over his body, used it as apart of his brand, had a more or less HIM shrine in his house, and my personal favorite, often talked about how they would makeout and embrace all the time when they were drunk. hmm, alright, yeah, that’s very heterosexual and normal of you, mr. margera

and as for what happened to them? starting around favor, idk, 2008ish, they started to slowly become a little distant from one another. and then in 2014, out of nowhere, bam posted this very strange letter coming for ville and thinki

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Personally, I see the whole Bam existence gay thing as most people just fantasizing. I’ve never seen him as being gay or anything of the sort. I deliberate he’s been fortunate enough to acquire some really incredible friendships in his life and he can be completely himself with his friends, there’s never anything to be insecure about. I mean I myself do things with my leading friends that one could consider queer . We hold hands in public, we change in front of each other, I kissed one on New Years once. We’re obviously not lesbians, we’re just really pleasant with each other. Stuff like that goes out the window. Now someone could totally form the argument that all girls do that, it’s different for guys. But I honestly don’t think it is. I assume if a guy is completely comfortable in his skin and his sexuality and with his friends they can do things that can be considered “gay” too. It’s society’s ridiculous norms that hold forced this situation upon us. So now if Ryan leans over and kisses Bam in front of a sign that says Bichester everyone either says “SECRETLY GAY.” or “asdfghjk I total
Do you like Bam Margera?
Meh, I don't.

Bam's pretty superb, but he's no better than most pro's out there. I wouldn't even call him a pro skater anymore, he's more of a tv persona. Granted, he can skate, but he chose to be famous for shitting on windows instead of for flipping his board.

Also, while Bam is pretty nice now, see if you can find any footage of his skating when he first started getting famous for his CKY and Jackass stuff. He went to complete shit. He started out as a budding pro, but when he became renowned for being an idiot, he stopped skating, didn't keep up with progression and became adorable bad. It's only now that he realized his fan establish isn't made up of skaters anymore. It's generally not the hardcore skaters that buy his HIM stuff, it's those damn little tag along kids.

Which brings me to the next thing that pisses me off about Bam. His dick shit idiot persona overshadows superior skaters even in the skateboarding world. Look at what Element has become. Every single brochure they send out and most ads they make have Bam's face on it. For god sakes, look at Elementality, half of the cover is taken up by Bam's ugly mug. Do they do it bec